dances-withhipsters:

resubee:

Thor the passive aggressive roommate.

IF THOU CANNOT FLUSH AFTER USING THE TOILET, YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO USE IT AT ALL.

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scottthepilgrim:

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

Are boy butts really that important to girls?

yes.

yes.

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blackbruise:

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

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fallengale:

benedork-cumberbatch:

THAnkS A LOt fOR THAT

The feels. That hurt. A lot.

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iflybikes:

Tiny baby python got confused about what sort of mouse to catch.

iflybikes:

Tiny baby python got confused about what sort of mouse to catch.

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charlamagnethagod:

lmportant:

charlamagnethagod:

Think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn’t really funny

no need to imagine

image

I AM SO HAPPY

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sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

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wlntersoldier:

good things to wish on your enemies

  • bees
  • when people talk the sound is off by .3 sec
  • wet socks
  • stepping on lego
  • having walk like an egyptian stuck in their head
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